Wonder Bull

"Someone is selling a bull here. Only two hundred for a truly honestly talking pet! Deal of the year! Then again, it's a good healthy bull."

The Wonder Bull is a character in Pathologic 2. He is sold to the Haruspex by a Kinsman, and will live in the front yard of the Lair. He is allegedly capable of talking, but will only speak on the scariest day of his owner's life.

Plot
"Ay-ya, booha, ay-ya! Khatar naada hoog-zhoya... Ay-ya, ay-ya! Khatar naada hoog-zhonya. Do you know this song, good boy?"

- Artemy Burakh

The Wonder Bull can be bought as early as Day 1, but if one misses the chance to purchase him, the salesman will visit the Haruspex in front of his Lair to offer again. The Haruspex may name him, or choose not to, waiting for the bull to tell him his real name - if he can truly speak.

The Wonder Bull will move around the yard of the Lair over the course of the game. Sometimes he will be in front of the door. Other times, he will be grazing in the grass area behind the building. On Day 5, the Wonder Bull will be absent, and the Bachelor will suggest to the Haruspex that he may have taken his bull. However, one might be relieved to see the Wonder Bull unharmed the following day.